Ten immediately exhilarating things to do when you are bored.

The enlisted things below should not be tried, discussed or practiced by infants. Well, of course they can’t read. And, for the rest of you, if you start with first, make sure you do all the ten and the revealingly hidden tip at last as well. You can try following 10 things when you are bored.

1) Scratch yourself.

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It does not always have to be ‘ feeling itchy, then scratch it’, as the scratching is always a delightful sensation to your skin, even without the slightest feeling to scratch. And with the surface are are that you own, I’m sure you can scratch for a lifetime, and some areas can engage you for longer hours like the scalp which can be deeply nourishing and great for your hair and who knows if the barren scalp will also bud new strands if scratched thoroughly for hours. And maybe, after an optimum time you’ll notice that the original itchiness also arrives, making you scratch and scratch and scratch even more.

2) Stumbleupon.com

Go, switch on your PC, open one or three four browsers, open as mans tabs in each one that you can and go register yourself at stumble-upon. This website engages you into extremely random weird facts and information in totally disconnected categories, one after another. You can also customize the search, but if you’re genuinely bored, you should resort to the Cosmic energy to send you signals.

3) Stalk People

Although not much a safe option if stalking a bouncer, butcher or a serial rapist, the road is an incredible place to widen your eyes to. Choose a random person and stalk him or her for an hour. If the person gets on a bus, stalk another. Look out for people walking with their hands in the pocket, they are the bored types. At the same time, keep your hands out of the pockets, let you’d be followed by another of our brotherhood. If people notice you, shout at them ‘leave me alone’, in your loudest voice and run.

4) Walk around from 6 AM to 6 PM.

Get up early, pack your lunch and water bottle and all other picnic accessories that you stuff on a picnic, dump them in your back pack and set out to walk. Buy it as a mobile picnic and keep walking for twelve hours around the city to finally feel the miraculous feel of consuming the exactness of your city. This is very true that if you bear a long route around the same place, you’ll end up comprehending the vibe the city gives off in its accuracy. Make sure you don’t end up in a forest full of vampires and loose your way back.

5) Ping all your contacts.

Go online, start sending weird or funny mails to all your contacts. And if you don’t receive a single reply, go to your nearest post office buy three-four dozen envelopes and write and post letters to all the buddies that you can, and then sit back and contemplate when they’ll write. All these should fill up at the least your entire day.

6) Pain Game

People boast of BDSM and the pleasure of such. Don’t go till the whiplashes, but try pinch and slapping your palm as hard as possible with the other palm several times, and explore the realm of pain.

7) Imagine and write

Think of your favorite fantasy or cartoon hero appearing out of a time traveler in front of you, claiming that you are element that can save the entire humanity and, in order to do so you should write down a story that involves Headless beast, ghosts, poltergeist, voodoo dolls and Dracula with a happy ending that is created by you and your favorite hero together. This also involves the boon that, whatever you write will come out true 5 minutes after you write THE END. And, don’t try to cheat your superhero by writing THE END on the first line.

8) Siren

Take 5 deep breaths holding your palm over your stomach and make significant movement of the stomach by breathing in and out of the stomach. Continue for a while. If you’re doing right then you’ll feel a little buzz in the head after 10 respirations. Then, starting from the low pitch shooting up your volume, siren aloud. Repeat this as many times as you like before the neighbors come themselves to entertain you.

9) Dance

Go to YouTube, type best dancing songs and choose a 2 hour-three hour dancing video. Then, lock your door, close your eyes and move your head, and then the hips and then the feet, and try to catch up to the rhythm and do not stop till the video stops at the end of two hours. This will definitely do you good.

10) Practice Grudge mode :

Open your mouth wide and push off air from the epiglottis and say ‘aaaaahhh’ in the most lowest decibel that you can. Continue for as long as you can. You’ll know the result in your head if you do the grudge mode long enough, as it is named grudge for some reason good enough.

Finally, if all these doesn’t enthrall you enough or kick your boredom off, pack your bags and keep walking till you find a cemetery and sleep there for the night. I’m sure something will pop up to bring you to liveliness. 

Top 10 things to do when you are bored by Satyakam